We will be rolling our vintage Trailer into Ann Arbor to set up Flatsnoots World Headquarters at
3500 Washtenaw near US 23 (Across from Arborland)
At World Headquarters we will be selling:
Douglas Fir * Fraser Fir * Concolor Fir * Blue Spruce * White Spruce *
Scotch Pine * White Pine * Grand Fir
Sized from 3 foot tabletops to majestic 15 footers. We also have a fine selection of wreaths (decorated and undecorated), roping (garland), and tree stands. Bring in your stand and we will fresh cut, prune and fit your tree to your stand. Tree delivery is also available.
This year we offer these discounts:
10% to Senior Citizens
10% to anybody who wears a sombrero
10% to anyone shorter than my friend Phil
MISSION STATEMENT:
Flatsnoots comes to Ann Arbor to erect our portable arbor and to do some urban camping. To see old friends and meet new friends. To enjoy ourselves and not to be boneheads, and perhaps to see a few Christmas trees and wreaths.
Peace & Prosperity to All!
Duke
This year we will be offering BuckSnoots coffee and, as always, Noggin Robbers will be available.
